The 12 Labours of Jerkules

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popitfadatnigga:

ghdos:

deeawakening:

dickgamehelicopter:

fiftyshadesofmacygray:

Omfgggggg, he eats a raw potato I am through.

I just… what?…

the word says be fruitful and multiply tho…and the marital bed is undefiled…they don’t know their word if they think they are supposed remain abstinent after marriage. They have not even fulfilled the covenant of marriage. They may as well have not married ijs

A whole raw potato though? Son could at least cut them jawns up and make fries.

do you know the amount of frustration thats gonna be in that got damn house? they’re gonna be at each other’s neck. i mean look at them … they look dry. lord bless your children.

1 Corinthians 7:5 

Do not deprive one another, except perhaps by agreement for a limited time, that you may devote yourselves to prayer; but then come together again, so that Satan may not tempt you because of your lack of self-control.

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Snap.

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